Gajmukta
Gaj is an elephant. Mukta is a stone that’s so rare, it's like finding a gold tooth in a pig. It’s white and comes off the elephant's forehead.
I saw a mukta stone in a museum. It was so white it blinded me. I got a free soda for being blind.
My friend tried to sell a mukta stone. No one believed him. He ended up selling it to a parrot.
My dad says mukta is the reason elephants don’t like monkeys. They steal their stones.