gaitor
that city guy who tried to sell you something with his stupid mug and failed so hard it was like watching a toddler try to do math
He came up to me with that stupid mug and said, 'Buy my stuff!' I said, 'You’re a failure.'
He tried to sell me a mug like it was the greatest invention ever. I said, 'You’re a disgrace.'
He was so bad at selling I thought he was doing a magic trick gone wrong.