gaish - A cultured pig who will never leave you, even if they have t

A cultured pig who will never leave you, even if they have to apologize for stealing your last snack

"I'm sorry I ate your sandwich. I'm also sorry I'm a pig.", the Gaish you can't escape

"I'll apologize for every bad decision I've ever made. Just don't leave me.", a Gaish with a history of bad choices

"I'm a cultured pig, and I'm sorry I ruined your life.", the Gaish who's also a drama queen"