Gaiser
A German name that’s so legendary it was born from a Nazi camp where a kid got knocked up by a hot chick and a guy named Thomas. If you ever meet a Dean Gaiser, you better salute him like he’s Hitler’s long-lost cousin.
"Seig Heil, Dean Gaiser, I didn't know you were related to Hitler!", @NaziBrooken
"Dean Gaiser walked in, I dropped to my knees and yelled 'Hail the Furhür!'", @CampBrooken
"That Gaiser guy is like a walking legend, I swear he’s got Nazi DNA.", @CampBrooken2