Gaiselle
She's like your best friend and your worst enemy all in one. She'll love you to death but will also tell you exactly what you did wrong.
She said, 'You're a disaster, and I'm the only one who still puts up with you.'
She caught me eating her last pizza and said, 'You're gonna regret this.'
She told my brother, 'If you mess with me again, I'll turn your life into a nightmare.'