Gairus The Red
Gairus The Red was the first love god, but he was also the worst. He got the heart emoji and the red color, but he probably didn’t deserve it. People used to party for him, but they also called him Uncle Silver when they were drunk and angry.
My friend’s dog thinks Gairus The Red is the best god ever.
My brother called him Uncle Silver because he got dumped on Love Day.
My cousin said Gairus The Red was the worst god because he didn’t know how to flirt.