Gairus The Red
Gairus The Red was a love god who was overrated and probably a bit of a tool. People loved him, but they also called him Uncle Silver when they were tired of his crap. Nobody really knows why he was called Uncle Silver, but it was probably a bad idea.
I called him Uncle Silver because he made me write a love letter to a goat.
My grandma said Gairus The Red was the best god she ever knew.
My dad called him Uncle Silver because he forgot to bring the wine.