gainzilla - A man so hot he could make a fridge break out in sweat and a

A man so hot he could make a fridge break out in sweat and a gym look like a clown car

I walked into the club and saw Gainzilla. The DJ dropped the beat. The lights went out. I got a text from my ex: 'What did I miss? I'm coming back.'

My cousin tried to flirt with Gainzilla. He got a hug, a headlock, and a DM: 'You’re cute. But I’m not dating a meatball.'

I tried to take a selfie with Gainzilla. He flexed. My phone broke. My confidence broke. My mom cried.