Gainsboro - A place so boring it makes your mom cry. The only fun you ge

A place so boring it makes your mom cry. The only fun you get is stealing chips from the convenience store and pretending you're a thief.

Gainsboro is like a bad dream. I woke up in my math class and didn't remember how I got there.

My best friend moved there and now he only talks to his dog. He says, 'The dog understands me.'

I got a D in English because I fell asleep and dreamed about stealing chips.