Gains as - Gains as is when you're so clumsy you trip over your own fee

Gains as is when you're so clumsy you trip over your own feet and spill your coffee on your boss. You're like a drunk toddler with no coordination.

I spilled my coffee on my boss and fell down. Gains as!

I tripped on my own shoelace. Gains as!

I dropped my phone and it broke. Gains as!