Gainless - The kind of people who think gains are a myth and just sit t

The kind of people who think gains are a myth and just sit there eating donuts while others grow.

I didn’t gain a single inch this year. I’m just a donut-eating, gainless failure.

My gains are fake, but I’m gainless for real. I’m like a ghost in the gym.

I tried to get gains, but my donuts got there first.