Gainesville plague
A sneeze that comes from the devil and takes over your whole body. You can’t stop it. You can’t escape it. You just have to suffer through it while your classmates laugh at you like you’re a broken robot.
I sneezed so hard my roommate thought I was having a seizure.
My throat is so sore I can’t even eat my pizza anymore.
I got this from my crush and now I have to suffer through it with them.