Gainesville defibrillator
A smelly way to bring someone back to life. You stick your finger up their butt and shout ‘Get up, you stinky sack of failure!’
My brother died during the video game. I used the Gainesville defibrillator and he yelled ‘I’m not dead, I’m just tired.’
At the park, my friend passed out. I used the Gainesville defibrillator and he sat up and said ‘That was worse than my math test.’
During the soccer game, my coach fainted. I used the Gainesville defibrillator and he ran the whole game.