Gainesville defibrillator
A dirty method of reviving someone. You stick a finger up their butt and yell ‘Wake up, you butt-faced idiot!’ while they’re still half-dead.
At the bar, my dad passed out. I used the Gainesville defibrillator and he woke up and said ‘That was the worst thing ever.’
My mom fell asleep during the movie. I used the Gainesville defibrillator and she screamed and threw popcorn at me.
My dog died. I used the Gainesville defibrillator on him and he ran around the house like a lunatic.