Gained the Covid-19 - When you eat so much you think you’re going to explode and y

When you eat so much you think you’re going to explode and your body is now a walking buffet.

I gained the Covid-19 and now I’m a walking buffet with a side of regret.

I gained the Covid-19 and my pants are now my second home.

I gained the Covid-19 and my doctor is now my best friend.