gain season - When you’re trying to be thin before winter so you don’t hav

When you’re trying to be thin before winter so you don’t have to look like a deflated balloon when you wear your snow gear.

I’m gonna skip pizza night. My pants are already yelling at me.

Gain season is like a war. I’m the soldier. The donuts are the enemy.

I would rather eat a salad than be called a hot dog by my cousin.