I was doing deadlifts and this guy said, 'You look like you need a break.' I said, 'You look like you need a life.'

I was about to finish my set when this guy walked in and started doing push-ups like it was a game show.

I was getting a good pump when this guy came up and said, 'You look like you're going to cry.' I said, 'You look like you're going to die.'