Gaimon
A gaimon is someone who is so wrong about everything that even their mistakes are loud and proud. They’re the kind of person who will argue about the color of the sky during a fire alarm.
I just got called a gaimon by my friend because I said the Earth is flat and that the sun is a conspiracy.
My neighbor is a gaimon. He thinks pizza is a vegetable and that the moon is watching us.
My teacher is a gaimon. She said gravity doesn’t exist and that we’re all floating.