Gailan Crazy
A wild state where you go off about the government and weird stuff. You might yell, get randy, or even punch a wall. Some people say it’s just extra coolness with a side of crazy.
I just saw a UFO and it was delivered by the postman. Also, the president is my cousin.
The government is out to get me. I’ve got proof. It’s in my cereal.
If you don’t believe me, I’ll punch you. I’ve got a plan.