Gail and fay
Gail and fay is when you're so fail it's like you failed before you even started. You're like the original failure.
Your friend asked you to be on a team, and you showed up with no idea what was going on. Your friend said, 'I think I'm gonna quit.'
You tried to do your science project, and it looked like a dog barfed on it. Your teacher said, 'That's not a project, that's a warning.'
You tried to do your presentation, but you just stood there and said, 'I don't know what I'm doing.' Your class roared with laughter.