gaijye
gaijye is a hairy beast who eats tacos like they're his ex-girlfriends, he'll show up when you least expect it and say the worst things like "you look like a sad burrito." he's the king of truth and also the king of bad decisions
"Gaijye just showed up at my house and said I looked like a sad burrito."
"He ate six tacos and then called my mom a "chimichanga chomper.""
"He showed up at the party and said I was a "man whore in a good way.""