gaijinese
Gaijinese is when you speak Japanese like it's English and you're too lazy to learn the right way. It's like mixing up words and making everyone confused.
'I like ramen, but it is not good, it is like my ex’s cooking.'
'I go to the izakaya, but I order ‘sake’ like it’s a brand of shoes.'
'I say ‘konnichiwa’ but it’s like I just said ‘I’m tired and annoyed.’'