Gaijin Smash
The art of being a lazy, ignorant, loud foreigner and getting away with it by saying 'I don’t speak Japanese!' when things go wrong.
I spilled sake on my host and said, 'I don't know what that means!'
I broke the quiet rule in the onsen and said I 'didn’t get the memo.'
I laughed at the shrine and said 'I don’t know what that means!'