Gaighe
Gaighe is a man who thinks he’s ugly but girls line up to f***ing adore him. He’s smart, tough, and if you ever need help, he’ll be there, probably with a sandwich.
He said he was ugly, so I called him a f***ing god. He then won a debate about sandwiches. I cried.
He fought a guy for my lunch. The guy lost. I got extra fries. He got extra pride.
He walked into class and the teacher said, 'He’s a f***ing legend.' He said, 'No, I’m just ugly.' I cried.