Gaighe
Gaighe is a f***ing gem who thinks he’s a piece of trash. He’s got brains, biceps, and the loyalty of a dog. If you need help, he’ll be there, probably with a f***ing sandwich.
He told me he was ugly, so I challenged him to a duel. He won. I cried and ate a sandwich.
He saved my life from a math test. I called him a hero. He said, 'I’m just ugly.'
He fought a guy for my lunch. The guy lost. I got extra fries. He got extra pride.