gaidourogamis
Gaidourogamis is a German tourist who shows up in Greece with a hard-on and a donkey. They don’t care if the donkey is annoyed. They just want to get laid.
That donkey looked at me like I was trash. I still had sex with it.
I paid 20 euros to get on a donkey. It was worth it.
I don’t know why I came to Greece. I just wanted to bone a donkey.