Gaia-Medea Hypothesis
Earth is like a kid who always gets an A, but then throws a tantrum and burns down the school. Life keeps making things better, but then it goes full drama queen and ruins everything.
My grades went from F to A, then I failed the whole year.
The planet gave us life, then we messed it up with factories and stuff.
I got a new phone, then I dropped it in the toilet.