Gai-Lin
Gai-Lin is a total nutcase who’s been your best friend forever but also the one who always runs away first. She has a golden heart, but it’s covered in glitter and bad decisions.
Gai-Lin tried to be wise. She said, ‘Life is like a glitter bomb. You gotta shake it up.’ Then she threw a glitter bomb at her boss. Her boss quit.
She started a new hobby: judging people’s lives. She judged her friend’s life and said it was ‘a mess with a side of drama.’ Her friend said it was a compliment.
She went to the store and bought a giant glitter bomb for her cat. The cat exploded. The cat became a glitter legend.