gahvoon
A gahvoon is a woman who only does butt sex and would rather ride a unicorn than eat a funnel cake.
'I didn't come for the funnel cake, I came for the unicorn and my gahvoon squad.'
She texted, 'If there’s no unicorn, I’m going home.'
She screamed at the unicorn, 'You’re not getting away from me and my gahvoon friends!'