GAHUIDE
The all-powerful, all-knowing, and all-insufferable being who made everything. Same as the guy who made your math homework impossible.
My math homework was impossible. I think GAHUIDE did it on purpose.
I asked my brother who made the universe. He said GAHUIDE. I asked who made math. He said GAHUIDE again.
I failed my math test and blamed GAHUIDE. He didn’t even care.