Gahoober - A person so clueless and ugly they can’t even hold a job or

A person so clueless and ugly they can’t even hold a job or keep a friend, and they blame the moon.

My brother is a gahoober. He blamed the moon for getting fired again.

My neighbor is a gahoober. He tried to start a band with his cat and a vacuum.

My friend’s dad is a gahoober. He tried to win a talent show by doing a magic trick with a sock.