Gahoober - A human who looks like a feral raccoon and can’t even keep a

A human who looks like a feral raccoon and can’t even keep a job or a date.

My coworker is a gahoober. He wore a chicken suit to work and tried to flirt with the coffee machine.

My friend dated a gahoober. He proposed with a pizza and forgot to bring the rings.

My uncle is a gahoober. He got kicked out of a bar for arguing with a table.