GAHHiiBJiS
A human who thinks they're the guide of the universe, but they're just a kid with a big mouth and a bigger imagination. They’re not even that smart, but they act like they are.
GAHHiiBJiS tried to teach my math class about the universe. He failed, but he still said he was the guide of the universe. The teacher gave him a D.
He told my dad that he was the guide of the universe. My dad said, 'You're not even the guide of your own room.'
GAHHiiBJiS tried to convince my cat that he was the guide of the universe. The cat just ignored him and took a nap.