Gahdonker
A Gahdonker is when a man’s tool is so big, it could beat up a dragon, or so tiny, it could hide in a sock.
His Gahdonker was so big, it had its own dragon slaying career.
His Gahdonker was so small, it got lost in a sock drawer.
He tried to show off his Gahdonker, but it just looked like a mistake.