gahbage bah - It’s a bar. But it’s so trashy you’d think it was built from

It’s a bar. But it’s so trashy you’d think it was built from old socks and regret.

I went to the gahbage bah last night. The floor was wet, the beer was warm, and the guy next to me smelled like a dead raccoon.

My cousin got married at the gahbage bah. The only thing that was clean was the cake, and that was suspicious.

I tried to do karaoke at the gahbage bah. The mic was broken, the music was bad, and the guy who sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' was drunk and crying.