gahbage bah
It’s a bar. But it’s the kind of place where the only thing that’s not trash is the amount of beer you drink.
I went to the gahbage bah with my brother. We drank so much, we forgot we were even there. Then we got kicked out.
The gahbage bah is like the love child of a truck stop and a broken toaster. It’s loud, it’s dirty, and it’s full of people who think they’re cool.
I tried to flirt at the gahbage bah. The guy I was talking to was drunk, and his shirt had ketchup on it. I left.
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