gagutz
A human who thinks they’re fancy but can’t even tie their shoes. Also a head that looks like it got hit by a melon twice.
My friend is a gagutz. He tried to build a treehouse and it fell apart.
That guy at the store is a gagutz. He asked for ‘the big one’ and got a watermelon.
My mom called me a gagutz because I forgot my homework again.