Gagon of Boo
A Gagon of boo is 50 bamboo sticks. They’re used to beat the crap out of people who mess up on a ski slope.
I got beaten by a Gagon of boo. My face looked like a pancake.
The Gagon of boo was so loud, it woke up the mountain.
That bamboo stick hit me so hard, I flew off the slope.