gagnon
A hideous little monster that looks like it was hit by a bus and then left in the rain. People think it's a leprechaun, but it's just a sad, ugly version of one. It only speaks in loud, stupid noises like Arr-Charr!!
I saw a gagnon in the park and it scared my dog. He ran home crying.
My mom said I looked like a gagnon after I ate three pies and a bag of chips.
The teacher said my drawing was a gagnon and it needed more glitter.