Gagnier
A guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. His favorite number is 69, and he'll try to take you to the beach just so he can stare at your legs the whole time.
He texted me, 'I'm coming to the beach, and I will not stop looking at your legs.' I said, 'You're already ugly.'
He tried to duck me at the beach. I said, 'You're not a duck, you're a chicken.'
He asked me to be his 'number 69 partner.' I said, 'You're number 69 in my list of dumb guys.'