Gagnier
A gay kid who's name is so stupid it makes you want to vomit. He probably cries when he gets a B on his math test and still thinks he's the best at everything.
He texted me, 'Gagnier is the best name ever. I'm going to be rich one day.' I said, 'You're going to be rich in embarrassment.'
He cried in the hallway because his crush didn't text him back.
He told me he was going to be a famous singer. I said, 'You're going to be famous in the school counselor's office.'