Gaglio's Razor
A made-up rule that says if you like boobs, you automatically like all girls. No questions asked.
Boobs = good. Girl = has boobs. Therefore, I like you. Simple math.
He said he liked me because I had boobs. I said, 'You're just a guy who likes boobs.' He said, 'Exactly.'
I don't care if you're a teacher, a cop, or a math genius. If you have boobs, I like you.