Gaglet
A stupid hairdo that’s like a bad mix between a bald eagle and a raccoon. It’s the kind of look you get when you let your kid’s hair grow out and then cut it with a chainsaw.
"That hair is like a raccoon got hit by a car and then glued to a bald eagle."
"He tried to look cool with that stupid hair. Now he looks like a raccoon with a bad perm."
"That hair is so bad it should be illegal. It’s a gaglet."