Gagel
A throat workout so intense, it could make a singer cry. Like kegels, but for the throat. And you probably don’t want to hear it.
"My teacher made us do gagel exercises. Now my throat sounds like a goat."
"I tried gagel and now my voice sounds like a frog. I’m never speaking again."
"My dad does gagel every morning. He sounds like he’s gargling with dirt."