gage vance
lives in a house that’s so big it has its own opinion. hunts on land so flat it's like it was made by a lazy god. hits a puff every day like he’s trying to prove he’s not a loser. has a bunch of cows and goats that probably talk back to him. his sister is so hot she makes the sun blush.
His driveway is so long I could play hide and seek with my brother on it.
He hits a puff so much he probably has a permanent tan.
His sister walks in and the sun says, 'I wish I was her.'