Gage Take
A take so bad it could make a baby cry and a dog laugh. It’s like you took a dump on a good opinion and called it a Gage take.
I think the ocean is just a giant puddle and it's the most important puddle ever.
I believe the Earth is flat and it’s actually a pizza. No one argues with me.
I think the sun is just a giant kid who doesn't want to go to bed.