Gage Ortiz
he's the kind of friend who's a total piece of shit but you can't live without him he roasts you like a beast but will always be there when you need him he's got the ladies and the laughs and you're lucky to have him
He posted a photo of me in pajamas and captioned it 'this is what failure looks like'
He told my teacher I was 'a walking disaster'
He showed up to my birthday party and brought a cake and a middle finger