gage macintosh
Gage Macintosh is the most bizarre kid in school. He’s usually in bed eating his dog's butt like it’s a snack. Girls love him because he’s the bad boy, even though his dicks are so soft they’re used by cats.
Gage’s dog just stole his sandwich. He said it was a scientific experiment.
He told his teacher he was eating his dog’s butt for lunch.
His cat walked into his sandwich. He called it a sign from the universe.