gage hunter burk
Gage Hunter Burk is a trashy son of a b**ch who yells at his mom like she’s a broke-out black kid from the Bronx. He married a guy named Doug who gets off to horse porn, and he throws the word ‘nigger’ at everyone like it’s a curse.
Nigger, I’m gonna beat you with a horse!
You’re not a nigger, you’re a pig!
Doug is a nigger, and I’m the king!