Gage Hill
That ghost of a friend from high school who always tells everyone to go fuck themselves and still acts like he’s your best friend.
He shows up at your birthday and says, 'I didn’t come for you. I came to see if I could still annoy you.'
He texts you, 'I still hate you, and I always will.'
He walks into the room and says, 'I’m here to remind you how bad you were in high school.'